My entire life, it has been the same story; Americans don't play futbol, they play football. What in the hell does that mean? I am watching the 2006 FIFA World Cup final as we speak and all I can derive from its being on ABC Sports is that "whew...good thing its not football season". Would they still air the game on a national channel if it was "football" season? Who's to say...wait a sec' - Me - I'm to say. Therefore, I declare that the mainstream sports media is not much different than their breaking news counterparts. They are all soulless and without any taste or intelligence. Huhmm... Now that I have that off my chest, I would like to address just a few more things:
(1) Where is Nip/Tuck? I mean, when is this supposed new seaon going to begin? Yes, though a guilty pleasure, it does have valid points of entertainment.
(2) Is Scarlett Johanssen the new Mia Farrow for my Woody? Mr. Allen seems to be infatuated with the young beauty. I wonder if she will be the next Mrs....
(3) Anyone who says they like new-age punk is either retarded, or just a little confused. Punk is punk is punk. If they cannot name more than 5 Clash songs - that's right, I said "The Clash", not "The Ramones" - You can't get away with saying, "Uh, I Wanna Be Sedated" - then they really have no idea what punk is. Now I am being easy on you posers. The Clash is just a base. C'mon, dig deep.
(4) "Panties" should be taken out of the dictionary, as well as our familiar lexicon. It is a terribly sexist word and in this pc world, we can't afford to piss off the women. Why is it a "bad" word? Well, why do I have panties and a guy wears underwear? Hmmm...try and answer that quandry without feeling like a masoginist.
Okay, last but not least...
(5) If you happen to wander into a restaurant to eat, tip at least 18 percent - your servers have to eat too.
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